When news that Simon Cowell would be abandoning American Idol hit the net, those who watched the show were left with one big question–who's evil enough to fill his shoes? If TMZ's sources can be believed, the answer may be none other than Sir Elton John. According to […]
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Should You Watch Blue Mountain State Tonight?
Unfortunately, I can't answer that question for you, but I can provide you with a video preview of tonight's episode and tons of homoerotic screen caps. In tonight's finale, three very cute freshman players are hazed by team captain
Secret Sex: The Jersey Shore Boys
As terrible as Jersey Shore may be, I really can't deny it any longer–I'd do every one of the male cast members. Yes, you read that correctly. All of them, including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino (who […]
Matthew Morrison Makes Us Hot For Teacher
We're still recovering from Cory Monteith's cock as
Who Would You Rather?: Nip/Tuck Edition
The final season of Nip/Tuck begins tonight, so we figured this would be a perfect occasion to ask–who would you rather, Dylan Walsh (left) or Julian McMahon (right)? The two actors have already delivered plenty of eye candy in their six seasons as plastic surgeons Sean McNamara […]
Who Knew Ando Had Such A Hot Body?
Even though the first season of Heroes was pretty damn awesome, I stopped caring about the show halfway through the second season. Between Hayden Panettiere's melodramatic whining and the series' regularly over-the-top antics, I just couldn't handle watching it anymore. But there is one way to convince […]
Would You Hit That?: Jake Pavelka
You couldn't have paid me to watch the premiere of The Bachelor last night. I have no interest in watching a bunch of hetero bitches looking for true love on national television. Shows like these are probably a greater threat to the "sanctity of marriage" […]
Kyle & Fish Finally Do It
Gay soap opera couple Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish (affectionately known as "Kish") have finally consummated their relationship on One Life to Live. The scene, starring Brett Claywell and Scott Evans, is raunchier than you would expect from daytime television. I couldn't believe it when […]
Who Would You Rather?: Jersey Shore Edition
Look, I'm not going to pretend I'm better than you just because I don't watch Jersey Shore, but there's a pretty high chance that I am. Just kidding! If you want to watch trashy "reality" television, then that's your prerogative. Who am I to say […]
Mo-Mo Is No Mo’ On Nurse Jackie
Excited for the return of Showtime's Nurse Jackie on March 22nd? Well, put your dick back in your pants because I've got some sad news for you. The producers have apparently axed the character of Mohammed "Mo-Mo" De La Cruz, Jackie's fellow nurse and gay bestie. […]