After a decent amount of hesitation, I was eventually convinced to give Fox’s new crime drama The Following a chance. Shows like this aren’t usually my cup of tea, so it was almost a given that I’d fall asleep in the first few minutes… Yet, […]
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
You may recognize Jake Johnson from this magical place called television. He appears alongside Zooey Deschanel on Fox’s latest hit series New Girl, playing the part of her romantically-challenged roommate Nick Miller. He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen. For real, […]
The new trainers on The Biggest Loser are absurdly hot. Don’t get me wrong! I miss Jillian Michaels as much as the next reality TV junkie, and I would have gladly let her do me hard with her strap-on… But let’s be entirely real—she isn’t […]
Really? You’re really going to air Bosom Buddies 2011 making dusty gender stereotype jokes? This shit doesn’t even have the dearly departed Wendie Jo Sperber to give it some class and elegance. Fuck you ABC for assuming we’re all tasteless cretins. I’d rather see a […]
We’re sure some of you Gleeks out there are sobbing into your Starbucks this morning with the news that Glee has expelled Chord Overstreet from McKinley High. It’s certainly not because he was an integral part of the story. It’s more likely because he’s fuckworthy, […]
We figured since I’ve been writing pretty much non-stop about True Blood that we should recap the damn thing. Why? Cuz’ it’s big with the ridiculous, campy fun, it’s hugely gay, and it has a bunch of actors I want to suck off. No, it’s […]
ITEM – You get arrested for jerking off on a movie poster in the theater lobby right? Fascists. It’s not like there’s not plexiglass over it. Here’s the poster for Tom Hardy’s new movie Warrior. We were going to save it for “Trailer Trash” on […]
ITEM – Christopher Meloni is a HOT PIECE OF ASS. And Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is one of my all-time favorite television shows. It’s on SVU that I get to learn about the disgusting, murderous, perverted things people do to each other in […]
This could have been an unmitigated disaster, but she pulled it off. Lady Gaga ZIPLINED into her Good Morning America concert in Central Park this morning. Click on the link below to watch. Does anyone else get nervous with this sort of thing live? You […]
