Today marks the kick-off for International Masturbate To Mark Ruffalo Week. It’s okay if you’ve never heard of this seven-day jizz extravaganza, because when it comes to holidays, it’s about as legitimate as National Pizza Day or any of the other bullshit occasions you see […]
For the three of you who haven’t seen The Avengers yet, this post contains spoilers. So stop reading if you don’t want to have a major plot point revealed. Click away. I’ll wait. Gone? Good. My heart broke when they killed off Agent Coulson. I […]
I will stop writing about The Avengers as soon as everyone goes to see it. It is SUCH a good movie. Remember when you were a kid and you saw your first big-screen popcorn flick that was just filled with action and heroism and humor […]
Did you miss me? I took a few days off to scout new talent for Where’s Waldo’s Wang?, my forthcoming erotic art film full of horny bespectacled dudes in striped sweaters. Or perhaps I was just sick on my couch watching reruns of Parks & […]
Could they not get them in the same damn room for the pic? Then again, the majority of these actors headlined their own movies. It’s probably an ego and scheduling nightmare. EW just posted the first cover shot of The Avengers – which is sure […]
ITEM – Grumpy actor Russell Crowe made one of the bigger mistakes anyone can make in this age of instantaneous digital communication. Tweeting/Facebooking/e-mailing drunk! They really should have some sort of breathalyzer attachment on people’s laptops and handhelds to prevent these mistakes. Crowe went off […]
Since I can’t always depend on my faithful co-blogger to indulge my obsessions in his Gay Ass Gossip column, I’ve taken matters into my own hands to deliver this incredibly important nugget about actor Mark Ruffalo. This is totally breaking news, you guys! So what’s […]
I’ve written on numerous occasions about my absurd boner-crush on actor Mark Ruffalo, so you can imagine I was pretty excited to hear that he’d be playing the Bruce Banner (aka The Incredible Hunk) in the upcoming film The Avengers. As if that weren’t awesome […]
As much as I have my geeky tendencies, I’ve never been one to follow or ever consider attending Comic-Con. Perhaps I’m not dedicated enough, as I’d prefer the casual geek lifestyle to ultimate fanboy status. There are few things I obsess over that don’t have balls attached […]
