Colton Underwood invited fans to ask him questions over Instagram to pass the time whilst he was on a flight over the weekend… but he quickly shut down any inquiries that got a little too personal. Underwood, 29, who shot to fame on The Bachelor, came […]
This bitch. Juan Pablo Galavis is the current Bachelor, and he looks like he’s meant for Manhunt Daily‘s perusal. Hot face, hot body, sexually active. He’s into the V, but we tend to overlook that when we’re fantasizing. Well, turn off your boner, ‘cuz he’s […]
This is one of those times where I’m angry at my dick for being turned on. I read British rugby guy Gavin Lloyd Henson’s entry on Wikipedia and he sounds like a total hammer. You know, one of those C-list semi-celebs that goes on every […]
There’s still a dude hanging out on ABC, handing out roses to desperate reality show ladies. People like to see fairly attractive people begin fake relationships on television. And these relationships are FOREVER. Sean Lowe is the newest Bachelor. He’s a former Bachelorette contestant, owns […]
Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down […]
He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are two highly rated (and highly annoying) reality shows that unfortunately everyone watches (and every Joss Whedon show ever gets canceled, there’s no justice). This season featured an interesting twist in that one of the contestants, Bentley, claimed he actively […]
During the season finale of the show, The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka got completely "filthy" with one of his ladies. And I mean that in the toned torso covered in dirt, we thought we'd bring these pictures to your attention. We didn't actually watch the episode, but we hear […]
You couldn't have paid me to watch the premiere of The Bachelor last night. I have no interest in watching a bunch of hetero bitches looking for true love on national television. Shows like these are probably a greater threat to the "sanctity of marriage" […]
