Here’s some new photos of actor Ian Somerhalder for you fans of The Vampire Diaries and/or the dumb guy from Lost. Oh my smoke monster, remember how dumb Boone was? Anyway, these are from photographer Butch Hogan. If Ian’s your guy, I’m sure these are exquisite. But […]
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You And Taylor Kinney
While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]
Celebrity Skin: Ian Somerhalder
Do you watch The Vampire Diaries? Of course you don’t! You’re a grown ass man. If you’re going to watch vampires wreak havoc and deal with their cursed immortality, you might as well watch True Blood or Being Human. Of course, here’s the flaw in […]
Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint
We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away […]