The race for 2013’s Butthole of The Year trudges along with an unlikely candidate joining the likes of JR Bronson, Johnny Rapid and Slate Steele on our growing list of nominees. Theon‘s fuzzy hole has the same primal, animalistic appeal as Davis, Jimmy Fanz or […]
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Spiro Is A Total DILF (And Theon’s Hairy Hole Isn’t Half-Bad Either)
Is “daddy” even an accurate term to describe a guy like Spiro? Technically, he’s only five years older than me, but here’s what I know about him—1) He makes my hole quiver, 2) He’s got a little bit of salt and pepper action on his […]
Popular Demand: The Week Before I Sucked A Billion Dicks On Vacation
Much as I love writing about buttholes for all of you, there comes a point in every man’s life where he needs to run away from computers and drink beers on a beach. That time has come for me, which means you won’t be hearing […]
What Would You Do?: Theon
Here’s a list of things I would do with the newest Chaos Men model Theon, if my butthole weren’t too busy writing posts about his awesomely hot site-mate Solomon: • Sit him down on the couch. Unzip his jeans, whip it out and go to […]