Bruno Miles is, in fact, the hottest man I have seen in ten billion years. You are welcome to doubt the validity of this statement—especially considering I haven’t been alive for ten billion years—but you can’t doubt the way my dick‘s feeling right now. Bruno […]
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Celebrity Skin: Eric Stonestreet’s Butt
Two things are happening today—the holiday episode of ABC’s Modern Family and our announcement of the Hottest Hairy Men of 2013. Obviously, there’s no better time to show pictures of gay-for-pay actor Eric Stonestreet‘s thick ass. He showed it off earlier this year in the […]
Whose 9 Inch Cock Drilled Rugby Hunk Colby Jansen?
Yup, you read that right! Gay porn rugby stud Colby Jansen will be appearing in his first scene as a bottom later this month. We’re stating this explicitly, because even after watching the teaser trailer, some of you were still convinced that Topher DiMaggio would […]
Woof Alert: Franklin Cubbington
I have a thing for cute, bearded cubs with septum piercings, so it was difficult for me to focus on anyone but Franklin Cubbington in thisĀ oral orgy for Bear Films (which pales in comparison to their 2011 “beargy” starring one of my all-time favorite models […]