There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
Imagine shoving an entire Red Bull can up your ass. That’s what it’d be like to get fucked by XTube user thickestdck, who regularly posts homemade videos of himself and his tiny, anally-gifted boyfriend. You’ve got to give major props to the bottom in this […]
I’ve been sitting on a bunch of dicks that should be included in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, to the point that it seemed silly to wait until the weekend to share them with you. Vinnie Mark is a supposedly straight guy with eight throbbing […]
Here’s a list of things I would do with (allegedly) straight Marine Eli, if his stripper girlfriend who encouraged him to do gay porn for Spunk Worthy didn’t mind me playing with his thick, “French cut” dick: • State calmly and firmly that I am […]
Remember that time former Next Door Studios exclusive James Jamesson grew out his beard and body hair, thereby transforming into the gay porn version of Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Of course you do! Because it’s happening right now… Like, literally, he is […]
To fully understand my attraction to Gunner Scott, you need to take a moment to read “1 Night, 8 Loads“. The true erotic story was Gunner’s fantastically hole-twitching submission to our It Happened On Manhunt series, and by some strange coincidence, we posted it the same […]
This clip, simply entitled “HORNY NIGHTS“, has brought in nearly 9,000 views in less than twenty-four hours. We were going to comment about how the video was really enhanced by the naughty 18 year-old subject’s narration, but for whatever reason, we’re experiencing a bizarre issue […]
Despite having only spent a very brief amount of time around Leo Forte, I can tell you that there’s something incredibly magnetic about his personality. There used to be this idea in my head that porn stars were scary, unapproachable demigods. Yet, while attending last […]
Well, this is awkward! I’m pretty sure I just half-jizzed my pants watching this one-sided video of a horny, hairy cub chatting up his cam buddy. Honestly, it’s almost better that we can only hear one half of the conversation, because it allows you to […]
You know you’ve been writing about gay porn for too long when you look at another human being and your first thought is, “What a magnificent little boy pussy!” This was my actual reaction when I saw BentleyRace‘s new model “Thick” Rick Dalton on Gay Porn […]
