I was going to make some cute list about “(Insert Number Here) Models I’d Fuck From The Slick It Up Website”, until I realized that I’d have sex with pretty much every model on Slick It Up‘s website. The New York fashion brand not only […]
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10 Hot, Horny Ways To Celebrate Valentine’s Day
Fuck flowers, teddy bears and all that romantic shit! Valentine’s Day has become a heinous, overly commercialized beast, and the best way to rebel is to drench the holiday’s face with a hot load of jizz. It doesn’t matter whether you’re single, dating, married or […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Just A Bunch Of Dudes Hangin’ In G-Strings
Here are some presumably straight buds just hanging out on a balcony and getting drunk together. In g-strings. What I like about this is that there aren’t any girls around to impress, and they don’t look like they lost a bet or are being hazed. […]
Underwear Drawer: Best Men Underwear
Here’s some shots from the Best Men Underwear catalog. Models Andrew Corvin, Shayan Shahab, Arthus and Jose Ruiz were shot in South Florida showing off all the latest styles and brands from the top mens’ underwear brands. The brands shown include Timteo, 2xist, and PUMP! […]
ivanhermo09 likes to take pics wearing as little clothing as possible. We like that.
Tijuana, Mexico has a reputation for dirt-cheap pharma, shows in which shady ladies perform unspeakable acts with ping pong balls, cigarettes, and donkeys, and passed out frat boys littering the sidewalk. No one ever gives Tijuana credit for hot residents like ivanhermo09! He’s stocky and […]
Hot Guys Think They’re Being Amusing When Actually They’re Causing Boners
This one couldn’t wait for “Straight Guys Are Gay”. This YouTube vid claims to be the Royal Marines (so – British soldiers) twerkin’ and thrustin’ with everything they’ve go to Eric Prydze’s “Call On Me”. It didn’t seem possible to top the original video, but […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Something Called “ManUp! Canada” And Their “Wiener Holder” Contest
Straight guys will do anything for LOLs. They will even wear Borat-type bodythongs and stuff as many cocktail weiners as they can in their pouches. I’m not sure there was even a prize for this competition. I think they maybe did it just cuz’ they […]
Underwear Drawer: Thongs Aren’t Cheesy If The Guy’s Hot
The “Underwear Drawer” post I was dreading writing. A garment of much debate – the thong is polarizing for merely being just a tiny piece of fabric. Some guys think they’re gross, others have a drawer full of em’. Whether you’re wearing it to show […]
“Straight Guys Are Gay” Came Early This Week
What’s wrong with it, they ask? Nothing! Chris and Gary are two best buds who like to drizzle chocolate syrup on each other in the hot tub, feed each other ice cream in public, and sniff on each other’s thongs. Don’t get it twisted, it’s […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Aniston Finally Got Herself A Hot Piece
ITEM – Nevermind the crazy face caused by having to appear in a Charlie’s Angels movie, he’s SMOKING. Actor and screenwriter Justin Theroux is reportedly dating queen of sad Jennifer Aniston. Good for both of them. Justin needs to be out in the public eye […]