Emerson Palmer! Sergeant Miles! Provide me with a break, fellas! You took that from a prog-rock band and you’re only missing the “Lake!” You’re not really military (unless you are), Sergeant Miles! Lame porn aliases aside, Lucas Entertainment allows us to visit their “Oral Office” […]
Yeah! You heard that right, ball lickers! A panel of expert judges composed of me and ONLY ME have determined, no lie, that Landon Conrad is this week’s hottest BITCH. It doesn’t matter if he’s deep-dicking Tyler Wolf or getting his hole twerked over by […]
Ok, bear with me. She’s a hot dude! Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi were at the Teen Choice Awards last night. In these pics, she’s pretty butch and kinda…hot? I know she’s a woman, I know she bears none of the parts […]
For the longest time, the phrase “keep the tie on” was a running joke amongst my friends. It all stemmed from an incident when I politely demanded that my ex-boyfriend, duh, kept his tie on during sex. Sure, there was a “costume” element to it […]
