Normally I only feature professional athletes here in “The Locker Room.” But it’s been suggested to me that I should also feature civilian athletes who fit the bill of “hot, fuckable, and make that REALLY, REALLY hot.” Case in point – Eero Westerberg. He’s a […]
[Insert stupid reference to Robin Hood: Men In Tights here] Good, now that we’ve covered that, let’s get to some spandex! Have you noticed a FANTASTIC new trend in menswear? Tights! Yeah, dudes wear tights now. They’re mostly reserved for the gym or for going […]
Get your last few wears outta those Union Suits and Long Underwear, boys. I ended up down an internet rabbit hole last night after watching this Sean Cody Winter Getaway scene and ended up with a big pile of photos of dudes in the […]
A friend of a friend is a dancer in Boston Ballet’s yearly rendition of “The Nutcracker.” He is probably the most in-shape, muscular, strongest dude I know. We all realize just how much you have to be in shape to be a professional dancer, right? […]
Remember the twins from The Social Network? Well, that was actually one guy. The actor’s name is Arnie Hammer and he’s about to blow up. Not only is he playing Leonardo DiCaprio’s boyfriend in the upcoming move bio of closeted FBI head J. Edgar Hoover, but […]
Normally our “Quickie” is reserved for pics of some gorgeous model. But when one of the hottest up-and-coming actors has photos of himself in a skintight bodysuit released, you kind of have to buck the trend. Andrew Garfield is the new Spider-Man. He’s a lot […]
Sie benötigen einen Spotter, Fabian? Ich habe nichts dagegen meine Erektion. Es hat absolut nichts mit dir zu tun. Ich schwöre es. Any of our Germanic readers will have to forgive me, that was created entirely in Google Translator and is probably all sorts of […]
Sometimes you just want a cub in a singlet named Harry Chesterton to thrust his spandexed asscheeks at you with a sexy smirk in photos by Marlen Boro. There’s a certain protocol you should follow here to get the pre-cum (yours AND his) a’flowin’. First […]
As we’ve established previously, wrestling is seriously sexy. The USA Network’s Tough Enough is a reality show in which some hot wrestling hopefuls vie to become the next WWE superstar. Sexy contender Luke Robinson has made it to the final three. This is because he’s […]
Did anyone catch Saturday Night Live this past weekend? Halfway through another tired “Ambiguously Gay Duo” animated sketch (it was funny the first 300 times?), it suddenly became live-action with Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon playing the spandexed super-duo. It didn’t make it any funnier, […]
