Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. The slightly blurry picture you see above is porn star Nick Moretti getting molested by Elmo. It’s not quite as good as watching his scene with Tim Kelly on Jake Cruise, but it’s at least worthy of a caption or […]
Tag: Tim Kelly
Woof Alert: Tim Kelly
Did somebody order a large helping of grown and sexy? Because I've got a delivery for all you eager chasers and embracers, and his name is Tim Kelly. Get ready to drop to your knees, because this hirsute daddy's ready to show you who's in charge. […]
Shower Sex: Hot or Not?
Several years ago, I was dating a guy who refused to have sex in the shower. I know, right? He claimed that his shower-time was reserved for the specific purpose of getting clean, and he didn't want anyone interfering with that. I'm pretty sure he […]