If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
Tag: Tom Daley
Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Daley And His New Show About Speedos
ITEM – Tiny Olympic hotness Tom Daley has a new television show premiering in January in the UK. It’s called Splash! and it will feature Tom teaching celebrities how to dive. It sounds awful, and you can imagine what “celebrities” entails (stray Kardashian visiting Britain) […]
Tom Daley Is A Christmas Tease
Don’t threaten us with a good time, Olympic diving medalist Tom Daley! You stand there all sexy with your shirt off, and playfully dangling mistletoe in front of us and you think we won’t go for it. But we will! We will tackle your tight […]
The Locker Room: David Boudia
Our apologies. We were obviously completely blinded by the twink sex glare coming off of Tom Daley during this summer’s Olympics. Because we totally neglected posting about the aquatic hotness of David Boudia! Someone should have slapped us and let us know that Superman is […]
Tom Daley Didn’t Stop Being Hot As Hell Just Because The Olympics Are Over
HEAT magazine shot a new spread with Olympic sex elf Tom Daley, and if you weren’t into armpits…well, you are now. The lickable little bastard strikes all sorts of fun poses on a London rooftop in just dress pants. Actually, nevermind the pits. THE ABS. […]
The Olympics May Be Gone, But Pics Of Tom Daley’s Bare Buttcheeks Are Forever
Awww, puppy! They came and went so quickly! And I’m not talking about the threesome I had last night. The 2012 London Games are officially history. The closing ceremonies were held last night and featured fantastic spectacle (the Spice Girls, shut up and zigga zig […]
Leave Tom Daley Alone, Dicks
Tom Daley is the cute lil’ Brit who was supposed to be a shoe-in for a a gold medal this week, but unfortunately didn’t make it. If that isn’t bad enough, he was trying to win it in memory of his dad. Pa Daley passed […]
Olympic Swimmer Tom Daley Gets Wet In “Fabulous”
And let the exploitation of Olympic hotness begin! We previously featured young, fun, and sexy Tom Daley in “The Locker Room” and he’s getting more exposure as the 2012 Summer Olympics draws closer. Fabulous had a novel concept – shoot Tom soaking wet! Before you […]
The Locker Room: Tom Daley
Adorable twink swimmer alert! This is champion British merman Tom Daley. He looks like a boy bander, doesn’t he? A boy bander who left One Direction to embrace his real love – wearing Speedos. Daley was the youngest competitor to ever represent Britain during the […]