Welcome to one of my favorite parts of our first official Sit On My Face Week! After becoming frustrated over the unlikely odds of Duncan Black, Brandon Moore, Jay Lanford, Kevin Lee or Conner Habib suffocating me with their butt cheeks, I browsed through our […]
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Everything Butt: Does Ardon Yos Have The Hairiest Ass Crack In Gay Porn History?
Honestly? I don’t even think I’m being sensational with the title of this post. Ardon Yos has one of the hairiest ass cracks I’ve seen in a long time. It’s beyond “yeti butt“, “cub butt” or any other ridiculous name I’ve given to hirsute rumps […]
Who Would You Rather?: Monster Cock Edition
While we were busy looking at slutty costumes and celebrating the first official Sit On My Face Week, the good folks at Chaos Men made the spookiest holiday season more exciting with a little ol’ occasion known as Monster Cock Week. This involved the introduction […]
“Mmm, Oh, I Love That Big Juicy Dick!”
If you love William‘s big juicy dick so much, Quinn, then why don’t you marry it? At least somebody would be walking down the aisle! My new gay porn crush, Brandon Moore, has destroyed my spirits by rejecting my marriage proposal, claiming he’s too much […]
Celebrity Skin: Lucas Bryant Naked
Yes, I’m aware that Lucas Bryant doesn’t exactly put the “celebrity” into Celebrity Skin. Though most of you have probably never heard of him, the Canadian-American actor’s main claim to fame is playing Nathan Wuomos on SyFy‘s Haven. Considering the show’s limited audience of three […]
He’s Looking For A Gym Partner (With Benefits)
Confession! That headline’s slightly embellished. Archinumid only says he’s “checking the scene out” on his Manhunt profile, moving on to state that a “gym partner would be excellent”. However, if you dig deeper, you’ll also notice that he’s a 29 year-old versatile top from Washington, D.C. […]
A Comprehensive Guide To Lukas Ridgeston’s 2013 Gay Porn Comeback
As we all know by now, the highly-anticipated Lukas Ridgeston comeback on Bel Ami got off to a rocky start, when gay porn fans scratched their heads in confusion that Ridgeston himself barely appeared in the first scene. The studio inexplicably waited until Saturday to […]
The Return of Eddy Adams’ 9×8 Inch Cock
We last saw him getting a mediocre blowjob from a lifeguard on All-American Heroes. Prior to this, he stroked his huge, uncut meat for the very same site, and before that even happened, he worked all nine thick inches into Zachary Perry for his hardcore […]
The Ten: Lukas Ridgeston Lasts On Top FOREVER
Okay, okay! So two weeks on top of The Ten might not count as forever, but the title of this post is a not-so-clever reference to the title of Lukas Ridgeston‘s comeback film, Forever Lukas. We just found out that the new scenes will all […]
The Locker Room: Warwick University Rowing Club Strips Naked To Combat Homophobia
Here is an obligatory post about those cute British rowers who strip naked to raise money for a charity which fights homophobia and bullying. We probably should have written about this before every other blog in existence picked up on it, but whatever, there are […]