According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and […]
Tag: Top or Bottom
Top Or Bottom: Casper Smart
Obviously the most effective way to kill those gay rumors dead is by visiting a gay peepshow. Casper Smart is Jennifer Lopez’s dancer boyfriend and he was recently spotted entering a homosexually-oriented “massage parlor”/peepshow-type place in NYC. Smart’s official story was that he walked into […]
Top Or Bottom: Matthew Mitcham & Lachlan Fletcher
This week’s subject of “The Locker Room” was the cute as hell Matthew Mitcham. He’s the Australian diving sensation who is already a gold medal winner. He famously hugged his partner of three years, Lachlan Fletcher, when he won. Awwww! They’re pretty cute together, and […]
Top Or Bottom: Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy
Do you think Chick-fil-A head Dan Cathy takes it in the seat or gives it? If he bends over, it’s an insult to bottoms and men who let their women peg them everywhere. Fuck, I’m going to have to transition over to top to avoid […]
Top Or Bottom: Dave Franco And Christopher Mintz-Plasse
These two have filmed two videos now in which they proclaim their undying boners for each other. Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse are totally fucking, they’re not ashamed of it, but they keep insinuating the other guy is the bottom. What is the real story? […]
Top Or Bottom: George Michael
George Michael is a mess. But he’s a mess who has hung in there, and can not find one fuck to give you. He’s been busted in public bathrooms and various patches of shrubbery for trying to suck off cops, he’s passed out from pills […]
Top Or Bottom: Joe Jonas (And That Hot Piece Of Ass He’s Still Hanging With)
We see you flipping the bird at us, Joe. You can do it openly. Jesus and Walt Disney would understand. If those sneakers weren’t waving a pride flag, than Joe Jonas’ friend’s erect nipple sure is. It did our hard-ons good to see that sexy […]
Top Or Bottom: Andy Cohen
It was THIS close to saying John Travolta up there, but that would have been little to no challenge. Andy Cohen is the adorable host of what is probably the worst show on television – Watch What Happens Live. It’s a combination of pain and […]
Top Or Bottom: Luke Evans
Are any of you guys out there pop culture nerds/geeks like me? I love super-heroes, and action movies, and most sci-fi. So I stay on top of what’s coming to a theater/television/comic book near you. The latest controversy in FanBoyLand is that director Peter Jackson […]
Top Or Bottom: Paul Iacono
Actor Paul Iacono came out this week. He’s not a gigantic celebrity, but he did play a character with an enormous cock. So he’s got that going for him. Someone recently bitched me out for always featuring straight dudes in “Top Or Bottom” so here’s […]