Matt Bomer is a ridiculously pretty, “openly gay” actor, and he’s going to be naked soon in Magic Mike. So, um, why not speculate if he’s a Top or Bottom? This is the part of the post where you get to visualize Bomer taking it […]
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Top or Bottom: Tom Hardy
You’ve seen his penis. You’ve drooled over his sweaty, muscular body. Perhaps you heard the bisexual rumors? Perhaps you heard when he debunked them. Then, of course, there’s that mysterious picture of a man lying face-down, ass-up on a bed. A man who bears a […]
Top or Bottom: Ryan Gosling
From the “Hey Girl” meme to his “Photoshopped” abs, 2011 was undeniably the year of Ryan Gosling. We were going to do a countdown of this year’s hottest celebrities, until we realized there’s nobody else beyond Ryan Gosling. He’s everything right now. Even Bradley Cooper […]
Top or Bottom: Santa Claus
We apologize that we’ve been on Christmas overload. It’s so easy to be a Grinch around this time of year, so we’re just trying to get into the spirit of the season! We figure if we can’t get onto the nice list, we might as […]
Top or Bottom: Matt Damon
I’m fucking Matt Damon. Okay, so maybe that’s a total lie, but let’s not act like he’s never done it with a dude! I’m almost ninety-percent certain that he’s bumped taints with Ben Affleck at one point or another. Is it just wishful thinking on […]
Top or Bottom: Neil Patrick Harris
Today’s edition of Top or Bottom is purely for the fun of the game, because we’re pretty sure Neil Patrick Harris has previously implied that he’s versatile. However, there’s a chance that he leans one way or the other, right? And maybe he was lying […]
Top or Bottom: Bradley Cooper
Talking about Bradley Cooper is so two weeks ago, but speculating about his sexuality is a topic that never dies. Don’t blame us! We’re not the ones posting blind items that very clearly point a finger at the so-called “Sexiest Man Alive”. It’s just the […]
Top or Bottom: Alec Baldwin
Though you’re free to make assumptions about previous Top or Bottom participants, we are not in any way implying that Alec Baldwin enjoys the (naked) company of other men. The 30 Rock star is an avid supporter of the gay community, and he cracks way […]
Top or Bottom: Tim Tebow
I spent my Thursday night at a bear bar, consoling a straight friend after the the New York Jets lost to the Denver Broncos. This wasn’t the sexy sort of consoling like “Let’s head to the bathroom, and I’ll blow you in the stall” (Nor […]
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]