You’ve seen his penis. You’ve drooled over his sweaty, muscular body. Perhaps you heard the bisexual rumors? Perhaps you heard when he debunked them. Then, of course, there’s that mysterious picture of a man lying face-down, ass-up on a bed. A man who bears a […]
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Top or Bottom: Bradley Cooper
Talking about Bradley Cooper is so two weeks ago, but speculating about his sexuality is a topic that never dies. Don’t blame us! We’re not the ones posting blind items that very clearly point a finger at the so-called “Sexiest Man Alive”. It’s just the […]
Top or Bottom: Tim Tebow
I spent my Thursday night at a bear bar, consoling a straight friend after the the New York Jets lost to the Denver Broncos. This wasn’t the sexy sort of consoling like “Let’s head to the bathroom, and I’ll blow you in the stall” (Nor […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Gabriel Clark
“Relentless”. That would be the best word to describe Gabriel Clark‘s style in bed (or wherever he’s fucking an eager cum slut). His inclusion in the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series is long overdue. It’s less about the aesthetic nature of his equipment and more about […]
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Top or Bottom: Zac Efron
Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
Top or Bottom: Anderson Cooper
Despite the outpouring of support when we threatened cancellation, it appears our Top or Bottom experiment has hit a wall. You see, we’re not receiving very many submissions these days, which makes it very difficult to continue with the amateur, member-submitted theme. So what are […]
Top or Bottom: Zachary Quinto
“It’s like our culture is so rooted in voyeuristic obsession and the exposure of people’s lives in order to feel validated. It’s terribly empty and sad. It leaves me with a diminished faith in humanity.” Sorry, Zachary Quinto! We don’t mean to diminish your faith […]
Top or Bottom: Mike
Mike sent his pictures in a while ago, but they got buried under the millions of submissions we’ve had for our Top or Bottom series. Okay, that’s a lie. We’re actually running dry on willing participants, so we had to dig into some older e-mails. […]
Top or Bottom: Ro
Since I share an e-mail address with my dear co-blogger J. Harvey, I have to try very hard to not sexually harrass the guys who submit their pics for our Top or Bottom series. This wasn’t particularly easy when Ro popped up in the Manhunt […]