In the span of nine months, a woman could get pregnant and have a baby. With that in mind, I’d like to announce to all of you that Samuel O’Toole is pregnant! Okay, so that’s totally a lie, but he did get a whole lot […]
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Top or Bottom: Joe
If yesterday’s Woof Alert didn’t have enough meat on his bones, then you’re going to love today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series! His name is Joe, and he’s one sexy-ass bear. We mean that with extreme emphasis on “sexy ass”, because this guy’s […]
Top or Bottom: Charles
Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series hasn’t had sex in seven months. Although this probably isn’t something he’d want me to advertise, it won’t be too long before you realize this has nothing to do with his physical appearance. He recently moved to […]
The Ten: Goodbye Heath, Hello Alessandro!
It’s time for another round of The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men on the planet! In this round, Alessandro Calza takes over the throne, following in the footsteps of the recently-retired Heath Jordan. Can he stay ahead with Nick Ayler and Ash […]
Top or Bottom: Dietz23
Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom is a pre-med student from South Dakota. He goes by the alias of Dietz23, and he’s definitely one horny little fucker! What does he like to get into when he’s all riled up? We already know, but you’ll […]
Top or Bottom: Ian
Join us as we extend a very warm welcome to Ian, the latest contestant in our Top or Bottom series. This fuzzy fellow hails from the land down under, and he’s one of the horniest guys who’s ever e-mailed us! But what’s he looking for–a […]
Top or Bottom: Kevin
Think you can tell whether a guy’s a Top or Bottom based on a couple of pictures? Kevin would like to test that theory. This sexy show-off delivered a few naughty self portraits to our inbox, and now it’s up to you to decide–does he […]
Top or Bottom: Jay Blue
Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series is a very intriguing subject. So without further ado, allow me to introduce you to Jay Blue. This bisexual engineer is married to a woman, but she allows him to play on the side. In fact, he […]
Top or Bottom: Zack
Lovers of beefy ass will rejoice over today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series. When I first laid my eyes on his glorious cheeks, I threatened to feature him in our Everything Butt category! There’s nothing I’d love more than to bury my tongue […]
John Barrowman of Torchwood Is Totes Adorbs
Yes, I just said that John Barrowman of Torchwood is totes adorbs. In fact, him and his partner Scott Gill are so cute that I don’t feel guilty for using the expression “totes aborbs”. Not only do they have a cardboard cutout of Taylor Lautner […]