His agent made him do that to stop him from sucking so much dick! One of those dick-owners might blab to the tabs! That’s what you were thinking. Don’t lie! If I were Zac Efron‘s secret boyfriend (*cough* Dave Franco*cough*), I’d be pissed. That’s it […]
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You And Taylor Kinney
While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]