Once again, we’re stretching the definition of twink for today’s edition of Twink Tank. Blond-haired beauty Asher may be a bit too muscular to wear the label, but he’s so fucking pretty that we couldn’t resist writing about him. Seriously, we could cum from staring […]
Tag: treasure trail
Scissor Sister Jake Shears In A Jock
We already wanted to fuck Scissor Sisters hotness Jake Shears into speechlessness, but then he Tweeted pics of himself in a jockstrap that Nasty Pig sent him. Drool! Shears is one of our favorite celebs because not only is he insanely talented, but he has […]
In Which Juggling Becomes Oddly Erotic…
Jacob Sharpe knows how to handle his balls. Watch as the scruffy lad juggles them around in a pair of pink shorts, all whilst doing an awkward white boy lip-synch to Kanye West‘s “Monster”. Never mind that this video came out back in December. That […]
Quickie: Alioth García
Wet t-shirts were extremely popular on last week’s edition of The Ten, so we can only assume that model Alioth García will benefit from latching onto the trend! Though we admittedly don’t know much about this guy, it’s questionable how much you really need to […]
Quickie: Matthieu Charneau
Tom of Finland. That’s the first thing you’ll think of when you see these pictures of Matthieu Charneau. Well, on second thought, you might not be able to think at all when you see these pictures of the this guy. All of your blood will […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Skateboarding
Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, […]
Hot or Not: Long Hair
It’s relatively obvious how most of you will answer this question, but let’s just put it out there and see if you prove us wrong… If a guy has hair that’s long enough to tie in a ponytail, would you sleep with him? Let’s pretend […]
Exclusive Video Interview with Marko Lebeau
We first took notice of Marko Lebeau last week, when we wrote about his hairy “cub butt”. Much to our surprise, he left a comment on the post to thank you all for providing feedback. Here’s what he had to say about your kind (and […]
Celebrity Skin: Kris Allen
What if we told you that we found some exclusive naked pictures of Kris Allen, after an anonymous tip from one of our readers? On that note, what if we told you they were taken for his ex-girlfriend, and they showcase the former American Idol […]
Quickie: Alexander Beal
Gorgeous body and seductive lips. Enticing treasure trail, leading to a nice big bulge. All of these factors, and we keep focusing on the damn ears. Perhaps it’s because they’re the most distinctive quality on Alexander Beal. The thing that sets him apart from all […]