Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
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Taken From Tumblr: Slutty Santas
Blanche Devereaux had it right. Santa Claus is sexy! He’s burly, hairy, and he brings you gifts from his sack. We waded through a Tumblr search for “sexy Santa” and culled the hottest dudes in red felt hats with pom-poms we could find. You should […]
The Suite Life On Dick: Dylan Sprouse’s Nude Pics
Dylan Sprouse and his twin brother Cole are former tween heartthrobs who ruled the Disney Channel with an iron shag haircut for most of the aughts. As happens with most Disney child stars, half of them have fallen from grace! Dylan is now 21, and […]
The Top 10 Things I Jerked Off To This Year
Dewitt and I were brainstorming something for me to write about this week, and I suggested maybe a post about my ten favorite music videos of the year, mainly because your 2013 would be sadly lacking if you missed out on Quelle Chris‘s “Super Fuck.” […]
Taken From Tumblr: Candid Cocks
Many of our U.S. readers are headed home for Thanksgiving Day. We salute you! Television commercials may claim otherwise, but the truth is that holidays can be a stressful, depressing time. Especially for gay guys. We’re faced with our own special set of problems. Reuniting […]
Taken From Tumblr: Hot & Busted
Hot & Busted is a delightful Tumblr. It’s got a brilliant premise – hot guy mugshots! They’ve broken the law, and I’m going to need all of them to break my man-hymen. I kid. That was broken ages ago. My favorites are the ones where […]
Taken From Tumblr: Naked Bros
Everyone loves a bro. Ok, everyone loves a bro on Tumblr. Unlike in public where they tend to be disgusting, ruin concerts, and pick fights with the bouncer, on Tumblr they’re usually naked and on top of each other. The truth is, all bros are […]
Taken From Tumblr: Boys Of Facebook
Wait, so some of these fellas can post COCK AND BALLS PICS on Facebook, and they nixed our page two summers ago for one dude having bulgey underwear? The “F” in Facebook stands for “fascist”. Tumblr continues to serve as a tremendous source of wank […]
The Amateur Hour: 43 Pics of Random Guys Who Got My Dick Hard
While I can’t be sure that all of these guys are “amateurs”, I’ve held the evidence in my hand that they got my dick hard. The following forty-three images were taken from my Tumblr, a magical place where I tend to be less discreet about […]
Taken From Tumblr: This Guy!
Finally! The blue-eyed sex god has some competition! We have no idea who he is, where he’s from, if he’s down with dick, or if he’s even real! Perhaps this is all a hoax, and this is Photoshop witchcraft! Who cares?!? This guy is beautiful! […]