I’m already sort of shaking my head about this one, and I’ve barely started. I don’t totally know how to explain this, but it seems like – as much as I was impacted by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid (and I still […]
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You Learn Something New Every Day.
Today, I learned that turtles have gigantic penises. This apparently isn’t a huge secret. Their dicks are half the length of their entire bodies, and sometimes they like to just flop around and show ’em off. Crazy, right? What’s even crazier (or more embarrassing) is […]