It is so difficult for me to write this. You see, I was not always the proud chub bottom you know and love today! Years ago, your friend Gay Duncan (me) was just boring Duncan, a closeted young man with no self-worth. I would cry every […]
Tag: twerking
Andrew Christian Promotes The Gay “Twerking” Agenda
You might be outraged to learn that Los Angeles based company Andrew Christian makes undergarments which enhance the male package and thereby encourage man-on-man fornication. It has recently come to my attention that they’ve produced a “twerking” music video to promote their Trophy Boy line. […]
OMG, The #VMAs Were Off The Chain This Year!
Anyone who’s anyone watched the MTV Video Music Awards, but if you somehow missed it for some inane reason, I’m here to tell you the important information you need to know. First off, Mother Monster destroyed her competition and silenced the haters with an epic, career-defining […]
I Am Twerking As I Write This Post.
My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this […]
Dustin Zito Busted For Sexual Assault
Dustin Zito is the former Fratpad resident best known for his stint on MTV’s The Real World, where he derpily denied working as a buttslut despite the recorded evidence. Things continue to be shady in Dustin’s life, as he was busted on sexual battery charges […]
Twink Tank: Brock Mason & Tyler Morgan’s Speedo Fuck
I’m digging the whole “fooling around in speedos” concept that Next Door Twink has been working for a few of their recent updates. It makes me feel less terrible about the unbearable heat and humidity in the Boston area, because hey, I could be fucking […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Hetero Dude Who Could Twerk
[Ed. note – Before we go into it, this post only works if the gentlemen in question is straight. Otherwise, it’s just a family member of ours who has his masters degree in twerkin’. So, as far you know, dude is straight. We now return […]
The Amateur Hour: The Cub Who Twerked Me
I’m not sure when I fell in love with Manhunt member liguyny3. It could have been during one of my legendary Manhunt chat room sessions, or it could have been through the comments section of a little blog called Manhunt Daily. Whatever the case, he’s […]
The Amateur Hour: Twerkin’ With No Clothes On
When I made the random decision to start an impromptu twerking competition two Fridays ago, I didn’t think anyone was actually going to enter. You guys aren’t much for the whole audience participation thing! It was like pulling teeth to get people to submit to […]
The Amateur Hour: I Am So Jealous of This Guy’s Legs (And Everything Else About Him)
Has our twerking contest found its grand prize winner? This past Friday, I made an announcement that anyone who’s brave enough to submit a video will win one of the many prizes listed here. In fact, the cute guy you’re about to watch—otherwise known as […]