Remember that ridiculous twerking contest I launched a week ago? It’s evolved from a traditional “contest” into something more akin to a giveaway. In other words? I am bribing you all to get on camera and do things with your butts, and the list of […]
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
Julian Serrano, after seeing you pop your muscular ass in Andrew Christian undies, I would say that it’s of the utmost importance that you enter my ridiculous twerking contest. Your gluteal abilities are well-suited for the song “Bubble Butt”, and while I hate to sound […]
