Twilight is coming back — only not quite as you remember it. 12 years after the epically titled The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2 brought the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart starring YA vampire series to a close on the big screen, we’re getting word that a new […]
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Robert Pattinson Has Already Chosen His Batman Voice
Robert Pattinson has revealed that he’s already settled on a signature voice for his role in The Batman. The character recently appeared in a total of three live-action, big-screen outings – most prominently Batman v Superman and Justice League. Amid the underwhelming reception, Ben Affleck’s portrayal was largely praised. […]
Kellan Lutz Loses His Shirt For Abbot + Main
Twilight muscleman Kellan Lutz is the pecs, abs, and face for clothing line Abbot + Main. Lest you think he’s just a ridiculously cut body, Lutz also co-designed the line. All this, and making it work for the runway, too. See, he’s right – he’s […]
Hot Or Not: Dumb Guys
He’s gorgeous, and has all the physical traits that catch your eye. You cruise each other, until one of you gets up the nerve to make his approach. And then he opens his mouth and everything after “hey” is a disaster. He can’t talk about […]
Quickie: Ender Cassidy
Thanks to Twilight and damn Taylor Lautner, we can’t look at a hot dude posing shirtless outdoors without immediately thinking “werewolf”. That might explain the bad boy vibe I’m getting from Ender Cassidy. While Lautner isn’t the least bit bad-ass, this guy looks like he’s got a […]
Secret Sex: These Fucking Vampire Twinks
A trailer has been making the rounds for a movie called Vampire Boys. It’s essentially an attempt to capitalize on the success of Twilight and True Blood in the gayest way possible. More accurately? It’s Twinklight without any of the hardcore butt fucking action. After […]
Twink Tank: Noah Springs
Sadly, Noah Springs is the closest we’ll ever get to a gay porn doppelgänger of Taylor Lautner. Well, maybe it’s not that sad, because he’s still a totally fuckable twink. Perhaps he’ll make an appearance as Jacob Black in the sequel to Twinklight? We can […]
Was Taylor Lautner In A Gay Porn Foursome?
Breaking news! Video footage of Taylor Lautner has just been leaked, and he’s engaging in some disturbing activities with gay porn stars Samuel O’Toole, Cayden Ross and Race Cooper. As if that weren’t strange enough, the Twilight star appears to have shaved off all of […]
Aural Only: Florence + The Machine
In the past couple of months, we’ve received several requests to include Florence + The Machine on our Weekly Top Ten countdown. These folks have obviously neglected to realize that we’re already huge fans, and we’ve featured her on this blog no less than five […]
Stop Treating Kellan Lutz Like A Piece Of Meat!
You know that guy who’s always posing half-naked for photo shoots? Apparently, he was in this movie called Twilight. We’re having trouble remembering of his name, because all we can think about are his chiseled abs and bulging biceps appearing on the covers of several […]