The Twilight dildo popped up on the internet back in August, and we're not really sure why we never wrote about it. For those who aren't familiar this exciting product, it's basically a dildo that sparkles. Exactly why does it sparkle you ask? Because that's […]
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Mehcad Upstages Kellan In CK Campaign
We were pretty excited when we heard that Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz had gorgeous ass in the past, and now we can get an idea of what he's packing in the front. Speaking of fronts, does anyone else think Kellan's crotch looks stuffed or photoshopped? It's […]
Here’s Kellan Lutz Being Annoyingly Straight
What a waste of a good pose! The December issue of Cosmopolitan features Twilight heartthrob Kellan Lutz wearing long johns and throwing his legs in the air for a lucky someone who rests between them. My only problem with it? That "someone" between his legs is a […]
Album Review: Shock Value II by Timbaland
If Timbaland expects us to be "shocked" by the beats or big-name guests on his latest album, he's clearly fooling himself. The only thing shocking about Shock Value II is how epically terrible it is. There's nothing sadder than seeing a musical genius give up […]
Reese Rideout Makes Fun Of Twilight
The video you are about to see involves RandyBlue porn star Reese Rideout and Twilight: New Moon twink Taylor Lautner. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's just Reese parodying Lautner's werewolf character Jacob Black. In particular, he's highlighting the fact that Jacob will take […]
Twilight Is So Gay
A recent issue of Entertainment Weekly features a photo of Twilight heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kissing their co-star Kristen Stewart on the cheeks. Who cares, right? Well, here's the fun part–the pages can be folded for a little vampire-on-werewolf action. Hilarious! I haven't seen the […]
Forget Team Edward or Jacob! I’m Team Felix…
I don't know shit about the Twilight series, but I am perfectly aware that the male actors of the films have quickly turned into international sex symbols. You know their names–Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner. But how come no one's been talking about […]
Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?
Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the […]
Quickie: Three Photos of Robert Pattinson
When it comes to my boner, Robert Pattinson is hit or miss. I can't pretend that I don't understand the appeal of him (like some of you), but I also can't comprehend why anyone would go crazy over him. There are times when he looks […]
Kellan Lutz Does August Magazine
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