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ANTM: Smile And Pose
Tyra Banks has never been one to shy away from important issues. Previous cycles of America's Next Top Model highlighted topics such as global warming, racial issues and gay-for-pay phenomenon. And now? She's stepping out against knockoff handbags. The theme of this week's ANTM photo shoot […]
ANTM: America’s Next Top Vampire
Move your sparkly ass over, Robert Pattinson! There are some new bloodsucking bitches in this house, and they're taking the form of the contestants of America's Next Top Model. In this episode, the remaining ten girls posed for an "edgy" vampire-themed shoot. The photographer and Jay Manuel […]
ANTM: Dreckitude
Did you stop watching America’s Next Top Model? Perhaps you’ve never watched any of the past thirteen cycles? Either way, you should consider tuning in for this season. So far it’s full of surprises, and the behind-the-scenes drama has never been better. Spoons were thrown! […]
Penis Acting With Jeremy Bilding
How did Hollywood's best male actors get where they are today? By acting with their penis, but of course. Filmmaker Olivier Lebourg has teamed up with gay porn star Jeremy Bilding to demonstrate basic penis-acting techniques. Get a sense of the tools of the trade […]
ANTM Winner Achieves Actual Success
If you've followed my discussion posts for the most recent cycle of America's Next Top Model, you're likely aware that I'm pretty obsessed the overall winner, Nicole Fox. I was thrilled when Tyra Banks announced her victory, because it wasn't just a win for her. It […]
ANTM Crowns A Winner
As you may recall from last week's post on America's Next Top Model, I was pretty thrilled about the top two for this cycle. We all knew Nicole would be a frontrunner, so I believe my
Say Hello To Taylor
Have you met my new friend Taylor? He doesn't have any relation to that girl who won a Country Music Award. And unlike a certain difference between being a "top" and topping someone. Have you ever heard of this concept called versatility? – Dewitt Photo […]
ANTM’s Story Is About Awkwardness & Determination
In last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the girls partook in a hip-hop hula contest. With her cheerleading past, Erin assumed she'd dominate, but Laura's booty drop had her beat. Nicole was awkward beyond belief, and Miss J. Alexander had a field day making […]
ANTM Dips It Low
Last night's episode of America's Next Top Model began with the usual foolishness. "Alright, girls! Let's jump off a cliff into the ocean. But you have to look fierce while doing it." The winner of the challenge (duh, Nicole) got more frames for her photo-shoot. […]