Taio Cruz just topped the UK charts with his new single “Break Your Heart”. Initially I would have written this off as another lackluster Lady Gaga rip-off, but I just know I’ll be drunkenly singing along at some party. It also helps that Mr. Cruz is quite tasty […]
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Geek Out: Lego House
Back in the day, I would build huge houses for my Lego people and imagine what it'd be like to live in them. I would have never imagined growing up to live in a house made of plastic building blocks, but apparently it's completely possible. […]
Simon Cowell Totally Has A Boner For This X-Factor Contestant
Have you seen the video of X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson performing Joe Cocker's version of "With A Little Help From My Friends"? You can practically see the jizz in Simon Cowell's pants as he listens to his audition. Apparently, the feelings are mutual, because Johnson […]
Aural Only: Florence And The Machine
As obnoxious as this statement may sound, Florence Welch can best be described as Kate Bush reinvented for the Twitter generation. Unlike "Song of Summer", but you may find yourself performing strange, religious choreography in empty corridors. – Dewitt
Aural Only: La Roux
Like your pop music to be a little more exciting? Then you need to check out La Roux, a British synth pop pop duo that’s been making waves overseas. Androgynous lead singer Elly Jackson shows off her unique vocals on their third single “Bulletproof”. Is […]
Lindsay Lohan Back With Samantha Ronson
Is anyone else rooting for Lindsay Lohan to get back with Samantha Ronson? I never know what stories to believe when it comes to those two, but the glow on Lindsay's face in certain pictures leaves me thinking that she's truly happy with her lezzie […]
This May Be Your Only Chance To Lick Daniel Craig’s Body
Many men would admit wanting to put their lips to James Bond star Daniel Craig’s sculpted torso. This ice-pop might have been designed to please the ladies, but they sure as hell can't stop you from deepthroating Craig's double-O-seven like there's no tomorrow. The good […]
Aural Only: VV Brown
Will VV Brown be next on the menu of the British invasion? Combining Amy Winehouse's retro stylings and Janelle Monae's quirkiness just might help in her case. Her debut album Traveling Like the Light is out in the UK on May 11th, and hopefully it'll […]
Blue Ducks Are Pink for Each Other
Keepers at a bird sanctuary in West Sussex, UK are having a problem producing Blue Duck offspring. They're trying to mate Cherry, a female duck, with Ben or Jerry but neither is interested. Why? They don't need Cherry — B & J are perfectly content […]