This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
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Flipping Out: Trey Turner & Valentin Petrov
This Flipping Out post, in which we carefully examine the versatility of Trey Turner and Valentin Petrov, almost had to play second fiddle to Dominic Ford‘s excellently-titled feature film Silence of The Cams… Upon scrolling through these pics again, I realized I couldn’t deprive you of […]
Who The Hell Is This Beautiful, Beautiful Boy? (And Other Very Important Questions)
HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were tweeted at me by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of Fleshbot. I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him. What’s his name? Does he have a […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis
There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Is Lincoln Gates 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut?
Lincoln Gates must not have any gag reflex whatsoever. He’s taking Dominic Belko‘s dick down his throat like it’s nothing, and while Dominic isn’t quite hung like this, even the smallest dicks can make us “normals” choke after a few seconds of face-fucking… But, uh, […]
The Groping Hands Strike Again!
Groping Hands is a site that exists with the single hope that you want to jerk off to a pair of mysterious hands fondling, manhandling and finger-banging amateur British men. It’s the type of idea that you’d never come up with on your own, yet […]
Celebrity Skin: James Wells
If you’ve been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with “his” penis. […]
The Amateur Hour: Montreal Beef
All hail the return of… Uh, actually I don’t know what this guy’s name is. So let’s hail the return of Montreal Jerkoff Giant Load Shooter Guy! He racked up nearly half a million XTube views a few years ago, but neither hide nor hair […]