Totally epic penis. This is another one of those “I don’t know anything about this” videos since the source tumblr that prepped this clip and uploaded it is now mysteriously gone. But I been watching this dick bounce all day long and I’m officially […]
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This One’s Not About Naked Sword
Cute, arrogant, and can suck his own dick. Let’s meet Philip! There’s absolutely nothing that makes me swoon harder or faster than when a dude unexpectedly just pulls his own cock into his mouth and looks like he genuinely really loves it. It’s one […]
Drew Brody’s Monster Cock Solo: Is This Anything?
It’s someeethiiiiiing. I think. You guys were so enthusiastic the last time we did this, deciding by a wide damn margin – 63% of you thought this was definitely something – that the Hard Brit Lads solo I was tossing up was more of […]
The Misophonia Test With UK Naked Men
See how long you can stand the slurping/slapping/squishing sounds before you turn it off! Misophonia is a heightened sensitivity to certain sounds or sound patterns. As Web MD puts it: Misophonia, also known as selective sound sensitivity syndrome, starts with a trigger. It’s often […]
Quickie: Religious Brothers Succumb to Sin
Lazy “Friar Fuck” Wordplay Goes Here. I’m not totally sure why this one is going on here, or when it was even made, but I really liked it and maybe that’s enough reason. This stars nobody (a refreshing change of pace) and I have […]
Late Run: Locker Room Showoff
Locker room showoffs are my favorite because in the moment, you’re never sure exactly what’s going on. Maybe somebody is just getting dressed really slowly, or maybe they’re trying to make sure everybody sees. Or – like this guy – maybe they’ve set up their […]
Morning Wood: May 6, 2016
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler
Perfect Penis Club: Carlos Leão
This is a tough one to beat. What can I even say about this cock? Carlos Leão, bro. WTF. This thing makes my mouth water regardless of what it’s doing. Even when it’s just hanging there soft like it is in that header. I […]
Perfect Penis Club: Bel Ami’s Jeroen Mondrian
Which I keep mentally pronouncing as “Ger-ow-an.” Maybe that’s correct, though. Who knows. I don’t think Gerowan speaks, which is just how I like my Bel Ami boys. I don’t often have excuses to talk about Bel Ami here because unless they’re doing more […]
Big Black and his Big Cock
Subtitled: ? I don’t totally know what to say about this one guys. Normally Dark Alley‘s production values are enough to make me click right through to whatever’s next. It’s tough for me to really get into aggresive, raw, unemotional fucking on a mattress that’s […]