I already wanted to gobble Canadian rugby star Jamie Cudmore’s cock. Then I read these two Tweets. This big sex ape is a straight ally! Of course he is, he’s Canadian. Everything good comes from Canada. Michael J. Fox, poutine, Mountie porn – the list is […]
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The Locker Room: Johnny Football
Johnny Manziel (aka “Johnny Football”, his nickname since high school in Texas) is the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. He’s 20, and your typical frat boy who blew up as a college athlete and is now an over-his-head douche. One of those shirtless […]
The Locker Room: Bryce Harper
Whilst posting about last week’s “Locker Room” pick Matt Harvey, it was noted that Washington Nationals player Bryce Harper thinks Matt is “a stud”. That piqued our interest! It was time to investigate! It turns out he looks exactly like Manhunt’s resident “sexpert” and fuckstar […]
The Locker Room: Andrew Luck
We *heart* Andrew Luck. I mean, it’s the 21 century. I know I would have absolutely no problem with it. I hope no one would treat him any differently than any straight player, and no special treatment. He’s another guy…It’s none of our business, the […]
iPhone Wars: Spandex Battle!
Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Some people should keep their compression shorts under wraps, other dudes should only be ALLOWED to wear those full suits that drunk guys wear to sporting events now. These five guys have earned that privilege. Which one of […]
Would You Hit That?: Prince Harry (“Obviously.” Edition)
It was that time when we feverishly search around the Interwebz for someone to subject you readers to for today’s “Would You Hit That?”. We usually run with someone who’s not traditionally fuckable but might do it for some people. We were toying with the […]