Sadly, Noah Springs is the closest we’ll ever get to a gay porn doppelgänger of Taylor Lautner. Well, maybe it’s not that sad, because he’s still a totally fuckable twink. Perhaps he’ll make an appearance as Jacob Black in the sequel to Twinklight? We can […]
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Would You Hit That?: Peter Facinelli
You can probably figure out the topic matter of tomorrow’s Who Would You Rather post. Here’s a hint: It involves werewolves and vampires, yet it has nothing to do with True Blood. And if that isn’t enough to give away the answer, just take a […]
True Blood: Who Got Naked This Week?
I haven’t watched last night’s episode of True Blood, but I’m pretty sure that Ryan Kwanten‘s butt must have been the highlight. Honestly, is there a reason that Jason Stackhouse‘s ass hasn’t gotten its own spin-off? It seems like the next logical step for the series… […]
And Yet Another Post About Naked True Blood Hunks
So who will be the next cast member of True Blood that Snoop Dogg writes a song for? We’re not going to place bets on Sam Trammell or Grant Bowler, but both men did show some skin on last night’s episode. Though there wasn’t nearly […]
“I Have Wanted Nothing More Than To Feel A Rock Hard Sparkling Dick Inside Of Me.”
The Twilight dildo popped up on the internet back in August, and we're not really sure why we never wrote about it. For those who aren't familiar this exciting product, it's basically a dildo that sparkles. Exactly why does it sparkle you ask? Because that's […]
Twilight Is So Gay
A recent issue of Entertainment Weekly features a photo of Twilight heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kissing their co-star Kristen Stewart on the cheeks. Who cares, right? Well, here's the fun part–the pages can be folded for a little vampire-on-werewolf action. Hilarious! I haven't seen the […]
Forget Team Edward or Jacob! I’m Team Felix…
I don't know shit about the Twilight series, but I am perfectly aware that the male actors of the films have quickly turned into international sex symbols. You know their names–Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner. But how come no one's been talking about […]
Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?
Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the […]
Disguise Your Effeminate Son!
Considering that a few of you took The Onion's
Kellan Lutz Does August Magazine
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