I have no clue. But that one guy is really enjoying his cucumber. Actually it seems to be a PSA for vegetables. They’re definitely making me want to snap my carrot. – J. Harvey p.s. Last week someone was wailing about how this feature blah […]
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Caption This: Cucumber & A Tub of Vaseline
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
Horny Vegetarians Rejoice!
Have you ever thought about fruits and veggies when it comes to the bedroom? Carrots and bananas might help you spice up your life love, and no, I’m not talking about shoving them in your bum, but in your mouth! According to the