Getting to Uranus has never been so rough! Last night on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the twelve remaining queens split into teams and competed in an intergalactic challenge. The resulting faux trailers–From Earth to Uranus and the sequel Return To Uranus–were both a hot ass mess. […]
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Aural Only: Rihanna
We’ve all seen music videos where singers complain about the media. Madonna‘s done it. Britney‘s done it. Hell, even fucking Ashlee Simpson‘s done it. The concept is overplayed, but it’s going to be around as long as there are celebrities and people desperate enough to […]
Aural Only: Jessie J
You better get used to Jessie J‘s “Price Tag”, because it’s about to be plastered all over the place. Whether you like it or not. The mellow backing beat is packed with more sunshine than the cheesiest Natasha Bedingfield song, while the overall positive message […]
Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bedroom?
Immediately after typing the title of this post, we realized it could easily be misread as “Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bathroom”. In case you’re worried, we promise today’s entry tackles a much sexier topic. So let’s cut right to it! Have […]
Who The Fuck Is Corey Rezzon?
The scruffy man in the picture above goes by the name of Corey Rezzon. Obviously, he’s a totally “straight” dude! And he’s about to be lured into a van by a chick with big boobs. Then she’s going to “trick” him into having (insert gasp) […]
Aural Only: Bad Gal Vs. Good Girl
We know, we know! The Wild Card round was yesterday, so why are we bothering you with more Weekly Top Ten nonsense? Our countdown of the top ten songs is only two days away, and there isn’t even that much time left to vote! Are […]
Ten Things We Learned From Zeb Atlas’ “Love Hangover”
If you need further proof that the world is ending in 2012, look no further than Zeb Atlas‘ cover of “Love Hangover”. The porn star and bodybuilder has tackled the hit song by Diana Ross, and it’s a surefire sign of the apocalypse. How did […]
In Which A Hot Boy Makes Out With A Pizza Slice…
Reading through the comments on Marco Castro‘s short film “Slice“, it appears that most viewers don’t “get” it. Honestly, we’re not sure what’s so difficult to understand! It’s a hot boy standing on a roof, wearing nothing but a Metallica t-shirt and gray briefs. He’s […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: The Random Vote
While Stevie Nicks and Pink have made early bids for our Weekly Top Ten countdown, there are still a few more slots to fill before this Saturday’s post! Frankly, we considered skipping the Wild Card round altogether, in order to give Ellie Goulding or Alexis […]
Important Question: Why Isn’t Max London Inside of Me?
Bad news! Red-haired muscle god Max London didn’t receive enough votes to stay on tonight’s edition of The Ten. While you’re busy tearing your hair out over this tragedy, keep in mind that there’s a silver lining to this cum-covered cloud–more pictures of Max London […]