How about a little bit of a hypothetical question? Let's just say a man with a perfect body approaches you for a hook-up. When I say "perfect", I don't necessarily mean in the conventional sense. His body is your absolute ideal, as if he stepped […]
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Aural Only: Sufjan Stevens
I've had a crush on Sufjan Stevens ever since his Michigan project, and I'm pretty much all over anything this indie-cutie touches. At a recent show in Ithaca, Stevens premiered a new song entitled "There's Too Much Love". It's a little weirder than most of […]
What Is This Quote Referring To?
“Always carry a handful in your pocket and be ready to offer one or two whatever the kid approaches you. Once he realizes you are safe and a source of raisins you can start rubbing him in the ‘G’ spots.” If you can identify what […]
Drawn To You: Chris Von Steiner
Chris Von Steiner's artwork is simultaneously baffling and intriguing. More accurately, it's intriguing because it's so goddamn baffling. Basically it involves taking the following elements–Lisa Frank trapper keepers, naked twinks, Disney movies, cute things, horror movies, pop culture, clowns, demons, furry sex–and putting them all […]
Who Wants To Eat A Cookie?
This cookie isn't quite as disturbing as number two on my Unlockables posts, in which we suggested you distribute your spread asshole pictures on a request-only basis. Apparently these cookies are based on this phenomenon. How have I never heard of this!? – Dewitt
What’s Wrong With A Little Man On Sausage Action?
Buzzfeed has a pretty stellar list of "Billboards That Don't Belong Next To Each Other", including such pairings as childhood obesity next to McDonald's, anti-teen drinking next to beer ads and my personal favorite–two signs juxtaposed so they collectively read "Christ died for our Dunkin […]
A Different Kind of Woof Alert
Russian model Alex Kovas must be trying to give the Cheetah Lady some competition, because he's posted some seriously weird YouTube videos in full-body animal make-up. The majority of the videos are performed in complete silence, so we'd recommend providing your own hilarious soundtrack based […]
Really Important Weird Question of the Day
If you have sex with the top half of a centaur (ie: oral sex performed on you) is it still considered bestiality? Technically the human part is where the brain is, so the sex would be consensual. But on the other hand, centaurs are potentially […]
Would You Call This Statue-tory Rape?
Thought I share this funny picture with you guys. – Wilbur