Here’s a list of things I would do with hairy-chested gay porn newcomer Jack Archer, if he weren’t too busy fucking some guy’s wife or jerking off on Dirty Tony: • Take small steps to release him from the burden of his “gay virginity”. He […]
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What Would You Do?: Cash Walker
Here’s a list of things I would do with bisexual country boy Cash Walker, if he deemed me “sexy” enough to roll around naked with him: • Grab him by the lower back and pull him close to me. Kiss him as deep as humanly […]
What Would You Do?: Theon
Here’s a list of things I would do with the newest Chaos Men model Theon, if my butthole weren’t too busy writing posts about his awesomely hot site-mate Solomon: • Sit him down on the couch. Unzip his jeans, whip it out and go to […]
What Would You Do?: TJ Lowell
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn newcomer TJ Lowell, if he decided to stop doing stuff like this and start having sex with average, run-of-the-mill bloggers who know what they’re doing in bed: • Try to figure out what color his […]
What Would You Do?: Doug Acre
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Doug Acre, if he weren’t too busy fucking people on camera to ever bother getting fucked by me off camera: • Pull him close to me and plant a deep, wet kiss on […]
What Would You Do?: Straight Marine Eli
Here’s a list of things I would do with (allegedly) straight Marine Eli, if his stripper girlfriend who encouraged him to do gay porn for Spunk Worthy didn’t mind me playing with his thick, “French cut” dick: • State calmly and firmly that I am […]
What Would You Do?: Kenzo Masi
Here’s a list of things I would do with Canadian stripper and Men of Montreal model Kenzo Masi, if the weather around Manhunt headquarters didn’t make it completely unfeasible to travel up north for a visit: • Snuggle and sip hot cocoa. You could put anyone […]
What Would You Do?: Marcus Isaacs
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Marcus Isaacs, if I weren’t too busy writing seventeen-thousand posts about his flip-fuck with Leo Forte in NakedSword‘s original series Undiscovered: • Make out with him extensively. Slide his shirt over his head […]
What Would You Do?: Caleb
Here’s a list of things I would do with Mississippi-born cutie Caleb, if he weren’t too busy helping Pierre Fitch break in his freshly-relaunched site (and I hadn’t been too busy breaking in the freshly-relaunched Manhunt Daily): • Silently question his choices in manscaping. • Call a […]
What Would You Do?: Brock From Sean Cody
Here’s a list of things I would do with Sean Cody‘s newest model Brock, if there were any possibility that he’d have sexual relations with an average little fucker like me: • Buy some fancy massage oils beforehand. Rub every single muscle of his body, […]