Here’s a list of things I would do with amateur cub jock James, if his girlfriend (who encouraged him to do gay porn) let me borrow him for a night: • Get completely naked. Drop to my knees, swallow his cock whole and play with […]
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What Would You Do?: Charlie Harding
Here is a list of things I would do with 2012’s Best Butt Muncher and 2013’s projected “Get Inside Me Now” award winner Charlie Harding, if he weren’t too busy fucking Luke Milan, shoving nightsticks up Johnny Rapid‘s butt or having foursomes with Titan Men […]
What Would You Do?: Luke Milan
Here is a list of things I would do with Luke Milan, if he weren’t too busy getting his pretty ass lapped up and pounded by Charlie Harding. • Go swimming. Don’t ask me why this is the first thing that comes to mind, but […]
What Would You Do?: Johnny Parker
Here is a list of things I would do with hairy gay porn newcomer Johnny Parker, if he ever came within five feet of my personal space (because I would obviously pounce on him in that sort of situation). • Tear his shirt off immediately. Bury […]
What Would You Do?: Woody Fox
Here is a list of things I would do with boyish-faced Woody Fox, if there were a Christmas miracle and he somehow wound up on the front stoop of my house with a giant box of condoms and an economy-sized bottle of lube. • Start making […]
What Would You Do?: Alex Adams
Here is a list of things I would do with scruffy blond dude Alex Adams, if we destroyed those yellow bowling pin boxer shorts in a blazing fire and never spoke of them ever again. • Get his balls in my mouth as quickly as possible. […]
What Would You Do?: Kevin Warhol
Here is a list of things I would do with blond-haired Bel Ami model Kevin Warhol, if he weren’t so beautiful that he could play a body double for Zac Efron in an XXX parody of High School Musical. • Include him, alongside Brayden Forrester and […]
What Would You Do?: Johnny Kent
Here is a list of things I would do with “straight” amateur construction worker Johnny Kent, if he didn’t live on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean: • Acquire an arsenal of dildos from the Manhunt Shop, including an Anal Trainer Set. Establish the […]
What Would You Do?: Kent On Like ‘Em Straight
Here is a list of things I would do with blondish-redhead amateur model Kent, if we ever happened to be alone for an extended period of time: • Crack open a few beers and chat, just like I would have done with Darran. Turn the conversation […]
What Would You Do?: Max Ryder
To celebrate Bel Ami‘s epic, once-in-a-lifetime sale, here is a list of things I would do with Max Ryder (as long as he consented to wearing a ball gag, so I don’t have to hear him whimper like a little bitch who can’t take a […]