Tag: What Would You Do?

Here is a list of things I would do with Trevor Tripp (if he wasn’t about to sleep with people who are infinitely more attractive than me on Randy Blue): • Undress him slowly whilst making out intensely. • Get him on all fours. • […]

Here is a list of things I would do with Bailey Morgan (if I weren’t too busy this weekend fantasizing about Liev Schreiber‘s hot fat ass): • Take off those dreadful monkey briefs. • Dress him up in the suit & tie he’s wearing in […]

Here is a list of things I would do with Jackson Price (should he ever decide to sleep with a gay porn blogger who’s too irrelevant to be nominated for a Grabby Award): • Unzip his jeans. Let his hard cock flop onto my face. […]

Here is a list of things I would do with Donny Wright (if he ever drops his restraining order and decides to embrace his burning desire for my butthole): • Suck his cock and explore his foreskin with my tongue. • Bend over. • Let […]

Here is a list of things I would do with Omar (if there were any chance in hell that he’d ever sleep with a scrawny and stupid ol’ blogger like me): • Make out with his armpits (and admire his bulging biceps). • Make out […]

Here is a list of things I would do with Mike Jochman (if he weren’t straight): Part his pretty pink lips with the tip of my dick. Grab his hair, pull his head back, and force him to look up at me as he licks […]

Buried deep within Bel Ami’s latest e-mail about the Peter Twins’ gangbang, there rested a wonderful set of pinup photos with Etienne Pauliac. It goes without saying that he’s a “pretty boy”. Alas, he’s not so fucking pretty that I wouldn’t turn him around, devour […]