Here’s Gay Porn Ginger Seamus O’Reilly Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before!

Usually, when I’m writing about seeing a gay porn model like you’ve never seen him before, it’s because he’s unleashing the aggressive fuck-beast within, doing something outrageously kinky or changing his appearance to such a drastic extent that I should probably put a tacky, embarrassingly […]

I Don’t Understand Why Andrew Christian Didn’t Invite My Penis To Their Glow-In-The-Dark Make Out Party.

It has recently come to my attention that underwear brand Andrew Christian threw a glow-in-the-dark make out party, and they neglected to send an invitation to my penis. This doesn’t make any sense! Manhunt sponsored this aforementioned party, and you would think they’d want to have […]