Usually, when I’m writing about seeing a gay porn model like you’ve never seen him before, it’s because he’s unleashing the aggressive fuck-beast within, doing something outrageously kinky or changing his appearance to such a drastic extent that I should probably put a tacky, embarrassingly […]
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I Don’t Understand Why Andrew Christian Didn’t Invite My Penis To Their Glow-In-The-Dark Make Out Party.
It has recently come to my attention that underwear brand Andrew Christian threw a glow-in-the-dark make out party, and they neglected to send an invitation to my penis. This doesn’t make any sense! Manhunt sponsored this aforementioned party, and you would think they’d want to have […]
Celebrity Skin: Justin Bartha’s Whipped Cream Blowjob Butt
My word! This is a bit racier than The New Normal… Justin Bartha, who you might also recognize from The Hangover and National Treasure franchises, appears onstage getting a blowjob in the new flick CBGB. A topless woman squirts some whipped cream onto his dick, […]
32 Important (And Sexy) Pictures Yanked From Gay Porn Star Slate Steele’s Twitter Feed
Don’t let a rubber dick and some titties stop you from embracing the hotness of Slate Steele! You might not have liked what he was doing in last night’s Bi The Way post, but before I shut up and put this grudge to rest, I […]
The Amateur Hour: Dessert For Breakfast
We’re not sure how to introduce today’s video for The Amateur Hour. To say too much would ruin the surprise, and yet to say too little would… Well, even finishing that sentence might be saying too much! When it all comes down to it, we […]
Food Sex: Hot or Not?
Never say that dorks don't have fun. During a leadership conference back in the day, I took part in an icebreaker where everyone shared their sexual fantasies. Among the sexually repressed straight dudes, the answers were pretty typical–"OMG, lesbians!" One guy decided to switch it […]