The motivation for this post came from several places—1) To celebrate The Guy Site‘s exciting new redesign, 2) To acknowledge a handful of models we didn’t feature over the past year, and 3) To take a cue from the holiday season and focus on a […]
Tag: Who Would You Rather?
Who Would You Rather: Scruffy Newcomer Tom Long vs. Beardy Newcomer Tom Long
Tom Long is a 28-year old Irish guy who just made his debut on Hard Brit Lads. He’s got a couple of tattoos, but the main thing to look at here is his big uncut dick. It’s a really nice dick! And while I don’t […]
Who Would You Rather?: Picking Sean Cody’s Best New Model
Earlier this week, I stated rather definitively that Duke is the hottest Sean Cody model to emerge (so far) in 2014. This declaration of pure sexiness was backed up by his impressive solo debut—in which he enthusiastically fucked himself on a dildo—along with a pair of […]
Who Would You Rather?: Battle of The Gay Porn Solos (IV)
Oh, the gay porn solo! Some people love ’em, some people want nothing to do with ’em, and some people (like me) acknowledge that they can be hit or miss. I’ve found that even the hottest guys can turn out boring solos, and occasionally, a […]
Which Of These New Sean Cody Models Has The Best Dick?
To answer a question like the one posed in this headline, we must first decide what constitutes the “best” dick. Is it bigger? Is it longer? Is it uncut? Does it hang above a pair of round, lickable balls that would feel quite lovely smacking […]
Who Would You Rather?: Battle of The Gay Porn Solos (III)
Does any gay porn studio have hotter guys than Sean Cody? We’ll be exploring that question on today’s round of Who Would You Rather. In our past two “Battle of The Gay Porn Solos“—as seen here and here—the clean-cut muscle jocks of Sean Cody reigned […]
Who Would You Rather?: Battle of The Gay Porn Solos (II)
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most fuckable out of these ten dudes who jerked off on camera for our masturbational pleasure? Sure! That might not have the same ring as the original question from Snow White, but it’s the premise of today’s Battle […]
Who’s The Most Fuckable Character In “X-Men: Days of Future Past”?
This is a trickier question than you think! An amateur would make the mistake of focusing on the actor rather than the character he’s playing. You might have a thing for Peter Dinklage thanks to Game of Thrones, but do you really want him evil […]
Who Would You Rather?: Battle of The Gay Porn Solos
It’s time for a totally weird hypothetical situation! An extremely horny alien civilization is taking over the planet Earth. They’re pairing all humans together and shipping them off to live a lavish life of luxuries on their home planet. There’s just one condition—you have to […]
Who Would You Rather?: RuPaul’s Out-Of-Drag Race
Gentlemen, start your engines! And tell me which of these RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants you’d fuck out of drag. The last time I did a poll like this, I confessed that I’d have sex with Phi Phi O’Hara, so for the sake of my dignity, […]