There’s a very good reason for us deeming this vintage porn clip “Blondie Vs. Pornstache“. As you’ll see, it’s very descriptive of the actual scene. A blond twink is bent over a piece of gym equipment, as a mustachioed daddy drills his tight boyhole with […]
Tag: Work Out
To Put It Simply, Matt Morgan Is Ripped
Matt Morgan didn't get onto the cover of Men's Fitness because of his personality! From his sculpted abs to his impressive back muscles, this guy's leaving me with an extreme inferiority complex. Maybe I need to do more
Must Watch: Marky Mark Makes You Sweat
Before he was making hit movies and trying to win Oscars, Mark Wahlberg was making gay men have erections as a rapper known as Marky Mark. Back in 1993, he made a work out video which is better jerk off material than some porn I've […]
Who Would You Rather?: David Chase Edition
David Chase of RandyBlue is starting to sound like one of those skinny friends who complains that they’re so fat to the point that you want to slap them. Except in this case, I want to cock-slap him. According to Unzipped, Chase is working out […]