Watching re-runs of porn can seem a little desperate. Like for example if your internet is down or if you don’t have a hotspot. In that case, you’ll probably immediately think of porn that you have physical copies of. Since streaming has taken over the […]
Tag: Would You Hit That?
Would You Hit That?: He Has A Perfect Body, But…
Envision your idea of the perfect male body. It can be lean and chiseled like Alexander Mecum or soft and curvy like Clif London. It can be attached to a juicy ass like A.D., some fuzzy legs like David Picard, a large schlong like Logan […]
Would You Hit That?: The Man With 2 Penises
This week, the Reddit community became obsessed with a 24 year-old man who has two penises, leading to an AMA (Ask Me Anything) session that managed to be simultaneously educational, humorous, and occasionally, quite erotic. He explained: “Both are 100% functional. What I was born […]
Would You Hit That?: Uncut Twunk Brian Jovovich
“Brian Jovovich is a new boy you’re gonna be seeing more of in the near future at Bel Ami! Brian has a lean, muscled body with intense blue eyes and an impressive uncut cock. Lest we not forget his milky white bubble butt that looks […]
Would You Hit That?: Drake
It occurred to me that I really want to have sex with Drake, shortly after reading every precious word of Dayna Evans‘ “Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake“. Admittedly, this coincided with the release of the hip-hop star’s […]
Would You Hit That?: Zeb Atlas With A Goatee
Is it fair to say that “supersexual” bodybuilder Zeb Atlas isn’t everyone’s type? I’ll say, I dig him the most when he’s rocking some fur on his chest, even if he’s having sex with ladies or appearing in ridiculous music videos. That’s the Zeb I’d […]
Would You Hit That: Jason Sudeikis
Saturday Night Live‘s Jason Sudeikis has a sexy chest! Nice and hairy. Here he is at the beach with that Olivia Wilde chick who’s in everything but you still can’t pick her out of a line-up. They’re engaged so it can be assumed that Sudeikis […]
Would You Hit That: Bald Christian Bale
Here’s Christian Bale at the airport sporting a shaved dome. Is that his real hair and he’s been wearing a shiny wig all these years? No, it’s probably for a role. Angry acting genius Bale is known to go balls to the wall for a […]
Would You Hit That?: Kit Harington
“Last night I had a wet dream where Robb Stark and Jon Snow were spit-roasting me.” This was a deliciously dorky comment left on yesterday’s post about Game of Thrones star Richard Madden. It reminded me that Jon Snow is, in fact, one hot fucking […]
Would You Hit That?: Idris Elba
Idris Elba pretty much has an open invitation to stick his dick in me whenever he wants. I will lick his balls, sit on his face and take him in every position imaginable (especially this one), all whilst grabbing onto his muscular round ass, pushing […]