There’s always some wackjob who takes advantage of weather insanity to act the fool. We love those people! (Especially when they show almost EVERYTHING.) The “Hurricane Horse” made his auspicious debut during NBC Washington’s Hurricane Sandy coverage yesterday. “Hurricane Horse” (government name – Jimmy Kruyne) […]
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Would You Hit That?: Paul Canon of Broke Straight Boys, An “Average” Random Ass Furry Twink Porn Newbie
Now, I don’t mean to beat a dead horse or anything, but writing about Spencer Reed‘s months-old “Is average the new HOT???” rant earlier today got me wondering… How in the hell do you categorize a “random ass furry twink porn newbie”? The words “furry” […]
Would You Hit That?: Jude Law, Right Now
Jude Law is looking less Hollywood than he’s ever looked. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing! As far as I’m concerned, he’s even more attractive as a “normal” person, versus the polished movie star we see on screen… Then again, I’m not one to turn away […]
Would You Hit It?: Bam Margera
A blast from the mid-2000s past! Bam Margera is one of the dingy skate vermin that made up the Jackass cretins. They hit it big doing disgusting and/or potentially life-threatening stunts and even got a couple of movies out of the deal. We salute their […]
Would You Hit That?: Jon Hamm’s Dick Outline
Everyone’s always carrying on about actor Jon Hamm being sexy as fuck. Well, they’re right. Here’s definitive proof. Dude hit the streets without underwear the other day, and the world got a glimpse of what he’s twerkin’ with. Even with those hateful pants interfering with […]
Would You Hit That?: Harrison Ford Is Bald
Indiana Jones got shiny. Here’s Harrison Ford with his dome showin’. He’s shaved it for a film role. That’s the official story, anyway. Harrison was sexy as hell back in the day, and he’s retained some of that charisma. Just not sure this is the […]
Would You Hit That?: Bobak Ferdowski
Curiosity is roaming the rocky land of Mars right now, and it’s partially due to America’s newest sex symbol – mohawked cuteness Bobak Ferdowski. The NASA mission specialist made more appearances on my Facebook wall this week than pictures of my 1-year-old nephew. This settles […]
Would You Hit That?: Nick Delpopolo
Don’t bogart the brownies, brah. This is Nick Delpopolo. He’s been kicked off the Olympic Judo team for snacking on pot brownies. You can’t eat marijuana when you’re an Olympian no matter how nom nom those brownies are and no matter how mellow they make […]
Would You Hit That (“Duh!” Edition)?: Clemente Russo
A Facebook friend posted about Clemente Russo, saying he had found his Olympic dream husband. I don’t need to marry him. I just need him to be on call for when I need to look at something so beautiful that he inspires an almost religious […]
Would You Hit That?: Michael Urie
Aw, remember Ugly Betty? Michael Urie played sorta evil gay Marc St. James on the popular dramedy. And we love it when an openly “queer” actor lands himself another big series. Urie’s starring in the new sitcom Partners, by the Will & Grace people. So […]