If you’re as plugged into the televisual zeitgeist as this blogger is, you know that Breaking Bad’s final season is afoot. Bryan Cranston plays Walter White, a formerly nebbishy school teacher who is now (spoiler alert?) a ruthless drug kingpin. I’ve only seen a handful […]
Tag: Would You Hit That?
Would You Hit That?: Ryota Sato
I’ve been dying to write a Would You Hit That post about Japanboyz model Ryota Sato. Given the all-too-common practice of commenters bringing up a certain “p” word* when a guy like this appears on Manhunt Daily, I thought it’d be interesting to see how […]
Would You Hit That?: Diplo
Hey Mr. DJ! That’s world class DJ Diplo. I saw him in a Blackberry commercial (I know – lame) and thought “who is this sexy bitch on the turntables?” True name Thomas Wesley Pentz, Philadelphia native Diplo plays all over the globe and unlike some […]
Would You Hit That?: Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson is the 22-year-old British actor who played Kick-Ass, and he’s also in a slew of upcoming movies (like Oliver Stone’s Savages which comes out this summer). He strikes me as interesting for two reasons: A) He just married the mother of his two […]
Would You Hit That?: Morrissey
Morrissey recently told….wait, you know who Morrissey is, right? Lead singer of hugely influential band The Smiths? Went on to a successful solo career full of snarky lyrics, carnivore hatred, and being all maudlin and asexual? Yeah, that guy. Anyway, he recently stated that he’s […]
Would You Hit That?: “World’s Best Bartender” Alexander Shtifanov
Is my fucking drink ready yet? Jesus. This is Alexander Shtifanov. He wowed the hell out of the audience of Ukraine’s Got Talent (yes, it’s global but luckily there’s no Howie Mandel on this one) with his mixology skills. Al’s also a cutie. If they […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Brolin As Young Tommy Lee Jones
It’s no secret that I feel the world needed a Men In Black 3 about as much as we needed Al Qaeda. Also, this horror knocked The Avengers off the top of the box office charts this weekend and they are beloved to me so […]
Would You Hit That?: Hugh Laurie
Fox Television’s House ends tonight. For those of you who are like “who, what?”, it’s the suspense-drama about a drug-addicted cranky bitch of a doctor who solves medical mysteries. I’ve seen it a few times, and it’s not bad. But if I had this douche […]
Would You Hit That?: Jimmy Kimmel
A rather svelte-looking Jimmy Kimmel emceed the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, and he looked kinda…dashing. Jimbo was reportedly extremely nervous following THE PRESIDENT’S COMEDY ROUTINE (say what you will about President Barack Obama, but at least he’s got a sense of humor […]
Would You Hit That?: Fran Kranz
I love my country. But, like many Americans, it periodically annoys the fuck out of me. What is today’s first world problem, you might ask? The newest Nicholas Sparks shitshow is #2 at the box office and the utterly brilliant, scary, and hysterical The Cabin […]