Remember that movie from the 80s where Drew Barrymore’s cat battles a troll that was climbing on the family’s chests at night and sucking out their breath? Well, it’s time for a remake starring the Francois Sagat doll. I don’t know how you take a […]
Tag: Would You Hit That?
Would You Hit That?: Peter Dinklage
I have something to confess. I am an ignorant jerk. Yeah, yeah. You knew that. What I mean is – I find Peter Dinklage (he plays anti-hero Tyrion Lannister in HBO’s Game Of Thrones) to be sexy. And I realized that every time I mentioned […]
Would You Hit That?: Porn Star Gone Native
Recognize this burly fisherman? Maybe not. Dude has gone through quite a few changes. Maybe this helps? It’s true, this refugee from The Fishing Channel is ex-porn star Berke Banks. Apparently, Mr. Banks is no longer working in porn, and prefers even manlier pursuits (gay […]
Would You Hit That?: Brian Austin Green
David Silver’s ass is in trouble. Actor Brian Austin Green is being sued by a paparazzo photographer for allegedly beating the stuffing out of him for taking pics of Green and his girlfriend Megan Fox. The couple were splashing about on the beach in Hawaii […]
Would You Hit That?: Peter Facinelli
Peter Facinelli is the actor who plays the bleach blonde Daddy vampire in the Twilight series (he’s also on Nurse Jackie). No one really cared about this until it was announced last week that he and his actress wife had broken up. And then the […]
Would You Hit That?: Hulk Hogan
We can hear some of you guffawing! We can even actually feel some of your faces curling up in disgust! That’s fine! I assure you, however, that there is at least one dude out there that wants himself some deep-fried, leather luggage-looking wrestling goodness! TMZ […]
Would You Hit That?: Chet Haze (aka Tom Hanks’ Son)
This reeks of “Popazao”. This is “rapper” Chet Haze. His dad is really famous as the guy from Bosom Buddies, and this INSANE flick from the early 80s called Mazes and Monsters. For those of you who are ovums, there was this whole big deal […]
Would You Hit That? (Rhetorical Question Edition): David Gandy
Male supermodel David Gandy turned 31 yesterday. That’s the latest flimsy excuse we’re using to post pics of this delectable dude. Hell, we’re even shoehorning him into “Would You Hit That?” as if it’s an actual legit question. There is always one nay-sayer in the […]
Would You Let That Hit You?: Chris Brown
This post isn’t a joke. I was infuriated last night when Chris Brown trotted onstage to accept the Grammy Award for Best R&B Album, thereby defeating a roster of artists which included Ledisi, Kelly Price, El DeBarge and R. Kelly (the latter of whom would […]
Would You Hit That?: “Fat” Ryan Gosling
As Vulture pointed out, this is a picture of Ryan Gosling when he gained weight for The Lovely Bones (which prompted director Peter Jackson to fire him from the project). Technically, it’s a picture of a picture snapped by World of Wonder‘s James St. James […]