Wrestling is so underrated when it comes to wank potential. Was I the only kid jerking off after watching Wrestlemania IVVII or whatever? There are so many pro wrestlers working today that would do SO well in gay porn. Pro wrestling is pretty much gay […]
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Hot Or Not: Professional Wrestlers
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]
The Locker Room: WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins’ Hard Cock
Multiple readers sent in tips about WWE wrestler Seth Rollins‘ leaked dick pics, so it only seemed logical that I should throw together a quick post about this man’s schlong (even though I know literally nothing about the modern world of professional wrestling, except that […]
He’s Gay: WWE Wrestler Darren Young
Sure! We don’t have to freak out every single time an athlete comes out of the closet, then proceed to plaster his face onto every sports magazine to show how far we’ve come as a society… But gosh, I’ve got to admit I felt an […]
The Locker Room: CM Punk
We’re featuring another professional wrestler in “The Locker Room” this week. CM Punk is a WWE champion wrestler. Before you slap me upside the taint and scream at me that I should be posting more swimmers and football players, check these out – That’s from […]
Hot Pro Wrestlers Sheamus And Kofi Kingston Will Beat A Bully
When J. Harvey was a young’n, he would gather with his chums and watch professional wrestling. While the other little guys were emulating their spandexed heroes by practicing headlocks and clotheslines on each other during these broadcasts, Lil’ J. Harvey was wondering why he had […]
Secret Sex: Michael “The Miz” Mizanin
Earlier this week, a reader suggested Michael “The Miz” Mizanin for an upcoming edition of our Would You Hit That series. Considering I haven’t watched professional wrestling or The Real World since eighth grade, the name didn’t ring a bell at all. But apparently he’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Randy Orton
I’m not going to pretend I know anything about wrestling, except the kind in between the sheets. But enough about my escapades, because this post is all about the hotness that is pr0-wrestler Randy Orton. Aside from being the youngest heavyweight champion in WWE history, […]
Would You Hit That?: Dwayne Johnson
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Former Teacher and WWE Wrestler Matt Striker Gives Us A Naked Lesson
Thanks to Tabloid Prodigy, we got our eyes on some naked pictures of WWE wrestler and former teacher Matt Striker. This is definitely better eye candy than those mentioned we love