Couldn’t have sports without em’!

You also couldn’t have a whole bunch of porn scenes! What can be said about the jockstrap that hasn’t been said before. A waistband, a pouch and two stretchy straps. Keeps a guy’s nuts snug and protected and bares his asscheeks for the purposes of fucking. What’s that? Oh, the straight guys in the audience are protesting that it’s supposed to be sports-functional only. Fuck you, straight guys. Jockstraps are FUCK-tional. Here’s a bunch of jockstraps pics and GIFs that I found on Tumblr.

– Michael Xavier