Blanche Devereaux had it right. Santa Claus is sexy! He’s burly, hairy, and he brings you gifts from his sack. We waded through a Tumblr search for “sexy Santa” and culled the hottest dudes in red felt hats with pom-poms we could find. You should be grateful for us because that tag didn’t just bring up dudes. Mrs. Claus is apparently a dirty slut!
– J. Harvey
Let’s start off with the GIF which has become a holiday classic.
Colby Melvin showing off his holiday spirit. And holiday bulge.
Zeb Atlas and pals show off the seamier side of Santa’s workshop.
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Mmmmm…Thank you for the visual Yuletide-feast! That tattooed Santa in the b&w pic is wildly alluring…and the mocha-marvel wearing the black elf hat not only needs to be UNDER my Christmas tree, he needs to BE my Christmas TREE–lol– 😉
Damn, almost makes me want to convert
Damn, almost makes me want to convert
I need to work on my tumblr skills. None of these dude showed up when I searched >_<