Blanche Devereaux had it right. Santa Claus is sexy! He’s burly, hairy, and he brings you gifts from his sack. We waded through a Tumblr search for “sexy Santa” and culled the hottest dudes in red felt hats with pom-poms we could find. You should be grateful for us because that tag didn’t just bring up dudes. Mrs. Claus is apparently a dirty slut!
– J. Harvey
Let’s start off with the GIF which has become a holiday classic.
Colby Melvin showing off his holiday spirit. And holiday bulge.
Zeb Atlas and pals show off the seamier side of Santa’s workshop.
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Mmmmm…Thank you for the visual Yuletide-feast! That tattooed Santa in the b&w pic is wildly alluring…and the mocha-marvel wearing the black elf hat not only needs to be UNDER my Christmas tree, he needs to BE my Christmas TREE–lol–
Damn, almost makes me want to convert
Damn, almost makes me want to convert
I need to work on my tumblr skills. None of these dude showed up when I searched >_<