Teen WOOF.

Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”?

It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be filled in on, but here’s the gist. Scott is still pining for Allison even though they haven’t seen each other or spoken all summer (I guess they edited out the scene of him taking out the trash containing thousands of crumpled up Kleenex), Stiles let his hair grow out, Derek is still brooding in his creepy, abandoned house and Isaac‘s smoldering eyes and sexy jawline are getting more air time.

But, enough about the plot, let’s get to the sexy young skin. Twins, Charlie & Max Carver, invade Beacon Hills as part of a new pack of alphas. They’re pretty badass and don’t waste any time stripping their shirts off for no apparent reason (as if I’m complaining). You may remember these chiseled kids as Lynette’s twins from Desperate Housewives.

Deucalion, played by Gideon Emery, is the leader of the alphas and brings a touch of grown up heat to this season (as if Mr. Argent and Sheriff Stilinski weren’t satisfying enough). Sadly, Jackson has been lazily removed from the storyline. Apparently, he’s in London learning the ways of the shape shifter (or handling shafts and tugging his bow on Arrow).

Damn, London, you have Prince Harry – you should really learn to share.

– Diego

Behold the sexual power of the Teen Wolf cast below:

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