The Amateur Hour: Here’s My Cum Shot

Remember on Wednesday when I said I had a very special “thank you” prepared for everyone who took advantage of Manhunt‘s 50% off sale? Well, here’s the deal—I’m keeping all of the photos on the DEWITT profile unlocked until January 1st. This is a move that makes literally no sense for me, a person who has antisocial episodes and can hardly respond to the two messages in his inbox… But, hey, if you’re crazy enough to want to look at my dick and butt, then I’m not going to stop you.

This is the part of the post where I’m going to give any person who doesn’t want to see my dick the opportunity to hit the back button and move on with their lives. You’re getting to the point where, if you scroll down a little bit more, you will see a GIF of me squirting multiple bursts of jizz all over the place. Then, if you scroll down even more, you’ll be confronted by two pictures of my penis and a cropped version of a butt shot that everyone seems to enjoy for some reason.

Stop now if you do not want to see those things. This is your last chance. You’ve already had to suffer with an opening image of my semi-erect penis and unruly pubic hair, and I do not want you to suffer anymore. Turn back before you see this:

cum

Okay, well, I guess it’s too late! Now that you’ve seen me blowing my load, you might as well scroll down to watch the full video, then torture yourself by visiting the DEWITT profile and seeing more of my naked body. Why did you do this to yourself? Shouldn’t you have known when I promised you a “thank you” gift, it would just be a cheap ploy for attention I don’t actually want?

If anything, I should be thanking you for putting up with me for five and a half years! In compiling our Best of Manhunt Daily “Staying Power” compilations for 2011, 2012 and 2013, it occurred to me that I’ve said and done some pretty moronic things in my time working for Manhunt. Here’s hoping that, in 2015, I’ll continue to be a moron!

– Dewitt

Look at my stupid dick, ass and cum shot below:

Amanda

Ass

Semi

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26 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: Here’s My Cum Shot

  1. God damn, Dewitt. Any guy reading this would bend over and spread their cheeks or toss you to the floor and spread yours. Take your pick, my man.

  2. Fuck. Me. Beautiful in every respect. Not at all what I expected, for some reason — and an amazing turn-on. I’m remarkably erect now.

  3. hey dewitt that was an awesome cum shot video if you ever get to Bismarck, ND look me up and we can hook up and I want to deep throat that cock of yours until you are nice and hard and then I will bend over so you can fuck the shit out of me and when you are ready to cum I want you to shoot all over my hairy chest. my Christmas wish this year. have a merry Christmas and hope you get laid for the holidays. thanks. John

  4. In an online community where trolls are the norm, let me take a moment to say you are one sexy-ass daddyfucker.

  5. I live in Cambridge. You live in Cambridge. We should probably meet up around Cambridge at some point.

  6. You can be as self deprecating as you want but your butt (that shot in particular) is EPIC. Everything but a “Welcome matt ‘Please Eat ME!”

    And the cum shot is great! Though you’re not into cum. But you’ve had a big year of reveals. Even a decade ago your “Evan Fury vid shows you had mad skills.”

    Cheers and have a great New Year!

  7. You go boy!!!! Look at you, showing your face, ass, cock and jizz. You’ve really come a long way, cutie. Keep up the jizz work and thanks for sharing.

  8. GEEZ!!! You made me make a wet spot on my boxers. Super hot load! Loving that blond hairy dick and that oh-so-fuckable hairy ass… and you’re super handsome to boot! You’re one fuckable guy. Keep up the great posts and never trim your bush. I’m gonna have to go jerk off now. Thanks for the fapping inspiration.

  9. Dewitt, I really don’t understand why you are so down on yourself and think that nobody is interested in seeing you naked. You have a great dick and a fantastic ass and from the half peeks of your face it seems like you’re pretty cute too. Get a higher opinion of your looks and what you’re working with my friend.

  10. Please tell me your secret??? How in the world do you squirt like that? Is it something you eat? Your diet?? Please spill the beans!!! That was so hot!!!

  11. I really don’t know if I could pinpoint any one specific “secret”, as I’ve never gone out of my way to shoot like this.

    If anything, I would say it’s some combination of edging, pelvic exercises and not needing to blow on a daily basis.

    The downside is that, unlike a lot of guys I know, I don’t shoot a ton of loads in one day. I’m pretty spent and satisfied after one like this, though I love to take a nap, cuddel and go for round two if I’m with someone I like and we’ve got the time.

  12. Damn! Dewitt, you can shoot that load all over my hairy chest any day – and that dick of yours is beautiful! Jay

  13. I totally agree. If you’re cumming every day, you don’t have much to shoot. I usually don’t have time to cum during the week because I’m exhausted from work. And the longer I take to blow, the bigger the load usually is. There’s also a direct correlation to how turned on I am too. So to sum up:
    1. Cum less frequently
    2. Enjoy yourself and take your time to cum
    3. Be really turned on

    And if all of that isn’t helping:
    4. Keegles

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